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To Rito N Jaxon. Update From Blu - January 11, 2005
I Was Just Checking The Statistics For This Site When I Came Across Some Related Results That I Found Quite Odd & Amusing And Made Both Rito And I Laugh! The Article Was On Men And How Its Been Scientifically Proven That Beautiful Women (Such As Rito & I) Make Men Dumb. Ha! Hallelujah - I Think The Web Agrees With Us! WooHoo! Anyways, Read The Article And Post A Reply At The Message Board. We Want To Know What You Think! Thanks, Blu
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Men Think That
We're The Ones Who Are WRONG So They Make
Excuses For Why We Had To Go Our Separate
Ways. Usually You Blame Us. Why Is It
That Women Leave The Situation With A
Free & Clear Conscience, Yet We Have
The Blame Put On Us? You Weren't Man
Enough To Admit You Weren't Man Enough
For Us! Ha! So Funny.
Rito - Men R
Dumb!
We Always Knew It
And Its How We Knew That The Men R Dumb
Website Would Work. But The Joke Was
Ironically On Us Because We Thought Men
Couldn't Get Any Dumber. Wrong! It Seems
That As Time Passes By, Either We're
Getting Better Ar Our Game Or They're
Truly The Epitomy Of Dumb. Every Man Who
I Read The Rough Draft Of This Article To
Agreed With Me And Laughed. What Does
That Tell You? Yeah, You Look Up Dumb In
The Dictionary And Who Knows Whose
Picture Is Going To Be Placed Next To It,
But You Know As Well As I Do That Its
Gong To Be A Guy! And Next To The
Definition Of Better, The Same Is True -
We Don't Know Who Its Going To Be, But We
Know Its Going To Be One Of Us - A Woman!
So Its Totally Safe To Assume That As We
Get Better At Our Game, That Men Are Also
Getting Dumber & DUmber! You And I,
Rito, Have Our Own Little Black Book Of
All The Dumb Men Who Have Come In And Out
Of Our Lives. God, Why Us? Because Its A
Tough Job, But Someone's Gotta Do It And
Nobody Better To Regulate Their Dumb
Asses Than Women Because Surely They
Can't Do It Without Us Whether They Want
To Admit It Or Not, And They Know It! I'm
Willing To Bet That These Words Are Going
To Piss A Lot Of Guys Off And Bring On
(Most Likely) Some Really Dumb Responses
Most Likely By Guys.
Rito And I Share
These Experiences With Each Other Enough
That We Know Its True. I Know You'd Have
To Agree With This. Yeah Baby, That's
Right - Men R Dumb - And This Is The
Website Just For It! Ask A Dumb Question,
You'll Get A Smart Ass Remark. You Know
Where This Is Going, Men Ask The Dumb
Questions - We Give The Smart Ass
Answers. Shall I Go On? Cause Good, Warm,
Gooey Butter - I'm On A ROLL! You're Most
Likely The Type Of Guy That The Education
System Failed. You Went To School A Dumb
Ass, But We - Women - Came Out The Smart
Ass. How Does That Work? Ha! Come On, Egg
It On - Give Me Something To Eat Up And
Spit Right Back Out At You! I've Kicked
Ass When It Comes To Men Who Thought -
"Yeah, Blu Jaxon - She Couldn't
Handle Me!". Well I'd Tell Ya To
Take A Hike, But After I Get Done With
Ya, You're Probably Going To Be Too
"Butt Hurt" To Walk!
I Could Go On,
And On, And On - But I've Given The
Public Enough Fuel To Start A Gender War
Here At Rito N Jaxon And Make Us A
Shitload Of Money Just So We Can Look
Back On These Days And Say "Yeah,
Hey I Forgot About Him! I Wonder What
He's Up To? Oh Wait, I Know - He Was A
Student In My Class At The School Of Hard
Knocks A Few Years Ago. But I Don't
Remember Seeing Him At The Graduation
Ceremony. I Think He Dropped Out Because
The Class Was
Harder Than He Thought And He Couldn't
Follow The Simple Stuff:
1. Be On Time -
I'm Sure Your Friends Will Still Be
Smoking Pot After School.
2. Turn In Your
Assignments On Time - Yours Isn't The
First *Fake* Doggy Bitten Paper I've
Handled.
3. Pay Attention
To The Teacher Not The Girls - They're
Not Noticing You. They're Noticing The
Big "L" On Your Forehead.
4. And Last But
Not Least - Don't Pick On The Skinny
Pimple-Faced Geeky Teachers Pet Because
He's Had It Harder Than You Because He
Tried. He Put In His Blood, Sweat &
Tears And Still Managed To Graduate From
The School Of Hard Knocks - With Honors
The Prosecution
Has No Further Questions And The Defense
Rests Your Honor. I Arrest My Case. - Blu
Jaxon
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